WAIT A MINUTE … THAT’S MY NAME TOO.
I KNOW. LOOK, THERE’S SOMETHING I HAVE TO TELL YOU AND IT’S NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR YOU TO UNDERST-
ARE YOU ME FROM THE FUTURE? HAVE YOU COME BACK TO TELL ME HOW TO GET GIRLS AND TEACH ME TO FIGHT OFF BULLIES? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE NEXT BIG WAVE IN INDIE MUSIC IS GOING TO BE SO I CAN GET AN INTERNSHIP JOB AT AN APPALLINGLY PRETENTIOUS MUSIC BLOG?
… OKAY, MAYBE IT WILL BE EASY FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND.
Now you play on the show, a kid that’s not real bright, not real smart. But in real life, you are a member of MENSA, which is very impressive. Are people surprised when they meet you, that you’re not that character? (x)
(Source: verdemonde)
Via Tell Me You Love Me
“Don’t make fun of men who wear their pants around their ankles - They could be suffering an anatomical malformation. Respect the difference.”
A quick video of a poorly designed bathroom that lead to me being terrified by a hand dryer.
Via telling stories of our possible lives




